The Vibrator Song - Red Aunts

Does it come with batteries or do you plug it in?

You know my mama told me a vibrator's a sin.

I can always justify the things I choose to do,

But what would mama say if mama only knew?

Is mechanical sex as evil as they say?

I only know I can't get off in any other way.

And I think that both my parents would almost died

If they knew that just last night I had a plastic cock inside...

I've got one that's adjustable; they call it multi-speed--

I guess it's to decide the badness of my deed.

The dial starts at slow but I always make it fast

'Cause that's the only way I'll have an orgasm at last.

Will mechanical sex make me lose my mind?

I might grow hair upon my palms or maybe I'll go blind.

And I think that both my parents would disown me in no time

If they ever would discover that I commit this evil crime.

I know I'm being sinful but it feels so nice,

And I don't have to worry about V.D. or pubic lice.

I always tell myself I'll never use my toy again

But it saves me all the hastles of dealing with men.

Ma would be disgusted if she know the things I did

But I don't need protection 'cause I'll never have a kid.

And I don't have to worry about the headtrips and the pain.

Who cares if I go crazy -- I'm already insane!

Does it cum with batteries or do you plug it in?

You know my mama told me a vibrator's a sin.

I can always justify my choice to masterbate

And I don't gotta worry if I never have a date.

Is mechanical sex as easy as they say?

I only know I can't get off in any other way.

I can always justify the things I decide.

Oh, I'm so glad that my sex life has become... electrified

...and that's all for now folks!

11:04 PM - August 3rd, 2000

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