maya's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the plane phenomena i just watched 'home fries'.. ehhhhhh. anyway - anyone else think my entries are dull? i mean where's the menace? where's the misadventures? its just a title - mind u. heh. okay i am on a mission to make my entries a little more..uhm..interesting i guess. i mean who the fuck cares what i do every day right? u all want drama! fantasy! romance! humor! etc..etc..right right? hmph. so earlier today marie and i were talking about queefs - she has the conversation copied and paste(d) on her diaryland ... queefs are kinda nasty when u do them - i mean its like a wet fart but through ur other hole - and its sometimes wet so u feel like u pee'd - and it doesn't smell so u wonder if there is like an air bubble in ur panties. heh. i think when u sit down u tend to queef alot too cause how is all that gas from ur ass [u like how that rhymes?] going to be released when there is hardly any air for u to fart in? Instead ur gas is hidden in some secret pockets in ur clothes so when u get up it'll start stinking - this explains the plane phenomena. I have noticed that whenever people step off the plane, 50% of the people smell as thought they farted - but in fact they farted maybe even hours ago - and many farts - that soon compile within those 'secret' air vents in ur clothes so when u step off the place - meaning u aren't sitting down anymore - all that gas is released...and also, plane seats are cushion which gives more room for the gas to be stored within the cushion and circulates to and fro ur clothes... is that making sense? hmmmmm.. observe it one day at the airport - u are guaranteed a few stinky ones. so it is the weekend - and where am i? well i am on the computer - but of course. I am going into KL tomorrow cause i need to get some *stuff* - i hope it doesn't rain cause it makes public transport such a bitch. ACK. Also this : Maya, Dont be sad....be glad.....I am calling you tommarow shouldnt that make your turn your frown upside down? I hope so. Love always, Dennis XXX P.S I am sorry I havent e-mailed you I havent been able to get to a computer. >From: "maya " >Reply-To: >To: >Subject: i hope ur having fun ........ >Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2000 00:17:56 +0800 > >=( so i should be getting a call tomorrow..maybe. ack ack ack. looks like dennis has no time to e-mail me - i don't get it so does anyone else get dizzy from reading my diary - oh well. i'm going to do something now - i really don't know what else to say - cept i scanned my boobs today XXX. 11:51 PM - august 11th, 2000 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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